(06.20.08) Recommends:

Things You Can Do Over Lunch on Broadway Between 9th & 6th Streets.

01. Attempt to stalk Johnny Depp.




02. Sell hippies bags filled with pencil shavings.




03. Get some divine inspiration before ...




04. Risking your entire paycheck at one place.




05. If you lost your pants at the arcade, you can purchase a new pair.




06. No need to feel selfish for the purchase, you can buy some for your family, too.




07. If you did really well at the arcade, you can buy your Significant Other some jewelry.




08. If you only did okay, you can purchase your Significant Other some perfume.




09. If you did less than okay, you can purchase your Significant Other a nice head dress. [note: Perez Hilton sez these will be all the rage for Summer 2K8].




10. Of course, all of this presupposes you even have a Significant Other, which may or may not even be likely.




11. The street is big, so you may get lost, but you shouldn't have a hard time figuring out where you are.




12. Remember to eat.




13. Forget how to spell.